First read this post:
It’s about a white guy in Bushwick getting mugged and getting a bunch of staples in the head. It’s saddening and a good lesson to everyone know thinks there are so tough to know that your actions could easily get you killed. You immediately feel so horrible for him. All he did was resist for a brief second.
Here’s how the guys from Diehipster reacts:
FROM Rabbi Buddy Booth – “OK, this might possibly be the funniest hipster related item I have ever seen:
“…when a rhinoceros of a man grabbed the handlebars and said, “Drop the bike!” ”
“So, with one hand on still holding the handlebars, I simply said, “No.” ”
Hahahahahahahaa. Wrong answer, SCHMUCK!
Other classic lines:
“the pain was real, and I instinctively yelled, “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” with every strike that hit the back of my head. ”
“Puzzled by their reluctance to act, I looked up at them and shouted, “Why are you standing there? How can you just watch this? Do something!!!” But, like zombies, they just stood up, turned around, and went inside their building, leaving me alone with the mugger — who, by the way, kept slugging away. ”
“It was then that I finally let go of the bike and roared the biggest roar of my life, shaking the humid air on my quiet residential street: “WHY WON”T ANYBODY IN THIS FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!” ”
Amazing, he’s totally unselfconscious of what a putz he is.
And here’s From BILL:
I remember this wonderful story from last year. DieHipster posted this on the old site. What a fucking douche. Deserved everything he got.
Finally here’s from Hipster Holocaust:
Yeah, i remember this one too…makes me smile a little on the inside every time i hear about it! its one thing if the person defended himself against the robber, or even avoided the whole beatdown together and given him whatever he wanted…but he had to try a bernhard goetz and get in his face and talk shit…and tried to make it everyone elses fault for “NOT FUCKING HEELLLLPPING MEEEE!!!!!!” what a douche. If you cant stand the hood, stay out of brooklyn! (or whatever projects they wanna invade)
And i absolutley LOVE the tshirt hes wearing in his “ooohh pity me look at what happened to me in my safe neighborhood” picture to blog to the world…
absolutely sickening. Yet laughable
What does this remind you of? To me, it reminds me of the scene in 1984 where Winston Smith goes to the movies and they are watching a scene of a mother holding her son on a boat. Helicopters approach and they proceed to fire on her and her son. She tries to protect the son – which draws the immense laughter of the crowd.