The more I delve into the hate cesspool that is diehipster.com, the more fascinated I am with Diehipster’s appearance. He/She says she has a “New York” accent. He/She owns a xbox 360 as revealed in that post a month ago.
I wonder – does he have a mustache? Like a really nice mustache that curls a little bit? Does he have tattoos? Is he strong? Weak? Old? What else can we cull from his eloquent and soulful posts? What types of clothes does he wear? What does he watch on tv besides CBS 2 local news ? Please Diehipster, let us know a little. What do you think, Sockpuppets?